Bourbon


what:

American whiskey
Kentucky, USA

where:
Kneeland
4201 Versailles Road
Lexington, Kentucky


when:
derby season

 

character:

Bourbon is a broken-in white oxford; its top-button perpetually undone, its sleeves perpetually rolled to elbows. One may dress it up—tuck it into a pair of suit pants, throw a coat over it, twist a tie loosely around its neck—or down. One may as easily wear it to the church, as to the track; starch and press it, or grab it straight out of the bottom drawer; spend a mint on a fine new one, or turn to the same reliable old shirt from university. Yet no matter how fine the material, no matter how stiff the press, no matter how one adorns it, there will come a time at the end of the day when the coat and tie come off, the top button switches off, sleeves are rolled to elbow, and Bourbon does what this gift from the Old South does best: slow the day down, settle comfortably into late-afternoon, and breath easy.


tastes like:


Your grandfather’s best World War II story.


pairs nicely with:


2:04 pm on Sunday afternoon, the (capital-O) Old (capital-S) South, in all its sweetly-sad charming glory; pretty much anything recorded by Louis Armstrong prior to 1942, rolled up white sleeves and a loosened tie; 2:28 pm on that same Sunday afternoon; betting heavy on longshots, betting heavy on longshots that have irresistible names involving either foreign language puns or obscure jazz references, and freshly shredded betting slips; 3:04 on that same Sunday afternoon; a silver-plated hip flask with one’s initials engraved on one side and the date of one’s 21st birthday on the other, a semi-decent vintage hip flask with an unspecified ‘Class of ‘34’ engraved across one side, and a rather dingy old flask with nothing but several rather large dents on one side; a soft lazy sunset coming down over the last race and your last drink on that same Sunday afternoon, a nice vintage cigar, that dull lingering ache over the one that got away, and ice.